Don't get on this plane
Quick, what's the whole point of an airplane?
Stay in the air? Sure.
Try not to break apart? Absolutely.
Go really fast? Probably.
Back up a little. What's the actual point?
How about carrying stuff? People, cargo, you know, ... stuff.
With that in mind, what about this thing?
That... is a flying wood chipper. It carries no cargo. It exists only to carry itself. Attempting to store something in it will result in immediate consumption and destruction.
Gee, it's almost Freudian.