More lies from Siri
Siri lies. Not too long ago, it completely misparsed one of my requests and turned it into a a cheeky encouragement to upgrade the OS on my phone. It looked like this:
It's done this with other things. Things which probably wouldn't be more complicated than displaying a HTML table. I have no idea what it thought it was going to do by creating an "out station" (???), but clearly it thinks that a newer iOS will help.
News flash: it won't. I have access to another device running the latest (and I'm stopping short of calling it the "greatest") iOS publicly available. I asked it the same thing on purpose (in fact, doing it at the same time on both devices, so as to get the above screenshot). It said this instead:
Bait and switch, eh? Typical programmers.
User: "I'm having a problem."
Programmer: (without checking anything else) "You should upgrade."
User: "I upgraded. It's still happening."
Programmer: (radio silence... they've already moved on)