Here's where I shut up and "show you the code"
Okay, there's been enough blather from me about binary logging in Apache. It's time for some action.
I've posted the code online. Poke it, prod it, fork it, play with it, or laugh at my code if you want. It's out there for the world now.
I figured that if this saves just one person the trauma of having to write yet another CLF parser, I have succeeded.
As for me, I'm going to start figuring out what to do with all of this tasty, tasty binary data.